Scumbaganitis is a medical condition known to many where the infected individual will have scumbagish qualities at all times. Such qualities include whining, crying, menstral cramps, jewing others over, and placing blame upon others for what the have done wrong.
Did you see Eric last night? He must have a severe case of scumbaganitis with the way he was acting.
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drug dealer: hey lick wanna buy some tree
schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15
drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30.
schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir
drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree*
schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15
drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30.
schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir
drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree*
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To get smashed; sloppy drunk.
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Get the schmagnum mug."Schmarandieren" is a German slang term meaning "to be on the verge of circulatory collapse due to excessive drug abuse." It‘s the longer and more meaningful version of the word „Schmarandern“, which basically means the same.
The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
Ey Jerry, bist du grade arg am schmarandieren?
(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)
Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)
Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)
Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)
Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
by Crecki76 November 12, 2022
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Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.
Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.
Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.
Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
by ademitchell September 18, 2012
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