Schmitting

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

Schmartio

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.

That schmartio can suck my cock!

by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006

schmaltzy

Yiddish. of, pertaining to, or characterized by schmaltz. Overly emotional. Cheesy sentiment, grandiose passion usually accompanied by effusive or overly-demonstrative gesticulations.

Superlative combination of sincerity and sentimentality. Abundance of enthusiasm or excitement. Usually one-sided, always over-the-top. Can be misconstrued as meretricious in nature, though that's not usually the case.

Often off-putting.
"Strangers with that kind of honesty make me go the big rubbery one" Narrator, Fight Club

H. Helpington: Omigod! Thank you SO MUCH. You're freaking amazing! Life as I know it would cease to exist if you hadn't come along. When there was no other light in my life you, wonderful you, shined on. You kept me safe and sane and you helped me when I couldn't help myself. 'll be grateful to you always. Hookers should be so lucky to have a heart of gold like yours. I think I love you a little. Thank you friend.

ABB: Shut it. Don't make me bitch-slap the stupid out you. I friggin' hate it when you're schmaltzy like that. Jeez chri, you're not going gay on me are ya? I told you I'm not like that. Anyway, you're welcome. Now show me what you really learned about STFU.

by HelpyHelpington December 13, 2010

Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011

Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.

For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten

by Amphee September 29, 2021

Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

by Thesperson November 2, 2011

Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009