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schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca
The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler
by robocop turd January 24, 2009
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schmoggle

Schmoggle is another name for a tuxedo cat.
Woh man, look at that Schmoggle over there. He's all dressed up and nowhere to go.
by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011
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caca schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.
That halo child is a total caca schmangler
by robocop turd January 24, 2009
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Shmaggle

a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
Slap+Haggle=Shmaggle!!
You mang, i wents to Shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty
by Nashers December 27, 2008
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Schmeagle

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
by ademitchell September 18, 2012
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Schwaggle

A pack or group of people who's median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. Usually spotted near food courts.
I felt the earth tremble, but then I noticed the Schwaggle over in the food court.
by FUPA HUNTER August 7, 2011
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Schnaggle

The intended and more badass spelling of the word "snaggle". Schnaggle shows more punctuation without feeling like a sissy.

Verb - To take, steal, to have intercourse with, also used as an insult. High level of intoxication.
Let me schaggle some of those french fries.

Go to hell you Motha Schaggler!

Remember that girl I met at the bar last night? I schnaggled her. I schnaggled her good.

Man last night I drank way too much. I was so schaggled.

Multiple Use:
Ted, schnaggled out of his gord, schaggled a Lexus then proceeded to pick up a prostitute who he schnaggled in the back seat. Ted did not have any money to pay the prostitute so she called him a "stupid mother schnaggler".
by Cameron McVicker February 2, 2008
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