schlubbing

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

schubby

a guy with long hair and gets all the bitches and has the last name of schubnell he is known as a god to all women of the world

girl:omg did you just see that schubby my panties feel like i just went down a waterslide

by cock legend December 31, 2011

schlubbard

A lazy tongued individual who has a hard time formulating words.

I wish i was fat, it would give me reason to talk like a schlubbard.

by perpendicular November 28, 2013

shlubby

stupid, lazy, chubby, middle aged; notably sleazy but not overtly sleazy (men); trashy but not overtly trashy (women)

He was a shlubby business man. He had no interesting visions, no pronounced attire. He was prone to thinking that his gimmicky ideas, dreamed up at the bar, were original and financially fruitful (he could make millions). Those around him were accustomed to listening to these ideas over and over and over....along with stories about how he was going to get some famous model to promote the business venture.

She was shlubby. She was disheveled in dress. She worked from home telemarketing or providing phone sex services. At night she goes to the bar and compliments shlubby men's ideas hoping to lasso them into bed. She is also intrigued by their conceptual money making ventures. She receives one check every month from the government and one additional check from a outside party- probably an ex-husband.

by loggie October 9, 2008

schlubb

A schlubb is a schmoe about to die of sloth. A schlubb is one lazy mutha effa. See "a bump on a log."

That bloody schlubb hasn't gotten out of bed all flippin' week!

by cMo March 20, 2005

schlubb

to wear the most daggy comfortable clothes you have and have a lazy day at home. usually happens on a weekend, specifically Sunday. you do not care how feral you look, what house work needs doing, where anybody is or what they are doing. the kids could be setting fire to the yard and you would not care. only the television, your book or facebook matters. if it is out of your reach it does not exist (chocolate or beer being the exception).

its too cold to go out today, i think a schlubb day is in order.

i'm not visiting your mother i'm having a schlubb day and that's it!!!

it's been a long week at work, i'm staying in and being schlubb today.

by RedDragon01 September 3, 2009

Schlobbykabinski

Large mess up or a conundrum

Usually something that is not good
This can be used in many form generally as a better use of the term "fuck up"

My day was going good until lunch when I dropped my food

That was a schlobbykabinski

by Ochisan November 8, 2023