schlorn

It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills

Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn

by Lapetie April 28, 2020

schlonkied

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

Schlark

The most abusive word in existance to call a female.

Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.

A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.

That girl is a complete schlark.

She schlarks herself out to everyone.

by B. Fic July 9, 2005

Pad Schlock

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax

I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014

schlock-back-a

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.

"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."

by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019

Schlorp

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018

schlock

Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.

Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.

by banned in france October 25, 2004