Schloggen

The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.

"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."

by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009

Schloule

1.Schloule is a word that can be used at all times to answer or reply anything that has been said
2. Schloule is a word that is used between a brotherhood of blokes it is a sacred word.

Hey man how was you day? You know a bit of a schloule but that's alright we don't mind that.

I love you blokes so much. Schloule

by Schlouletits January 17, 2019

Sluzen Schlogenz

A cross between Cunt and fuck x 1000 used as an adjective to describe someone

That woman over there is rude. Yeah she’s a real Sluzen Schlogenz

by JHFMX September 15, 2019

schlog

v. overmedicate someone to the point of sedation
a. the state of being overmedicated

that gomer is getting a little agitated, lets schlog him with haldol.

that patient in 302B is totally schlogged.

by realmd August 8, 2009

Schlog

When a man has a long penis it’s called a “schlong”. In a different scenario; you take a shit and it’s an extremely long turd. This is where “schlog” comes in. Because it’s a long log.

Dude, I dropped a schlog

by Breerussell__ April 23, 2018

Schlegan Schlogan

A stupid little girl

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!

by John Palmer December 20, 2003

Schlog

Creating the appearance of jogging while going much slower; often characterized by awkward Trex arms at the sides and heavy breathing

My dad goes for a schlog every other day.

I went for a schlog in the park earlier and people kept looking at me sympathetically.

by Nyehkt December 24, 2018