Dirty Schlegel 

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

Dirty Schlegel by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

schmegal 

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

schmegal by beer stud May 8, 2008

Schmegalmulch 

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

Schmegalmulch by gmilla! April 13, 2009

Schmegalmulcher 

It is a fictional mangina that has teeth and will devour anything it comes in contact with!

Once upon a time, there was a man who was eaten alive by a Schmegalmulcher.

Schmegalmulcher by gmilla! April 13, 2009

Schlegel 

A sandbagging firefighter. A firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullshit. When the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, "it's bullshit" and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. Drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.

Ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we've been on scene for 10 minutes now.

Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.

Schlegel by Dragon slayer 23 December 24, 2013

The Schlegel  

Letting someone stick their thumb up another's anus.

she had the anus of a 7 yr old. I gave her the schlegel 78 times and she moaned for it.

The Schlegel by Wilt December 29, 2007

Schlegel 

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life

Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.

Schlegel by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006