no schlomo

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.

You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.

by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009

schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.

Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.

by harlique December 15, 2009

schlamazecoze

Amazingly cozy. Used to describe a particularly cozy setting or activity.

"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!

by Deborah 'Debs' Watkins December 9, 2010

Schlameel

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

Schlampz

An endearing term derived from the German word Schlampe- bitch/slut and the German word Schotzi meaning loved one.

I love you schlampz.
My schlampz.

by Jesucka December 3, 2011

schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.

Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.

by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

schlamboed

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

by raeraejones October 19, 2012