schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.

This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.

by M. A. September 16, 2006

Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schlanket

A Schlatt blanket

I use my Schlanket as a cum rag.

by Insanuim September 16, 2022

Schlank

To have someone turn something you say into a story about how great they are.

He just schlanked you.

by giuseppe garibaldi April 4, 2010

schlank

This word was pioneered by the infamous Brisbane suburban renegade "Hippy". This wretched vagrant and his frankly criminal exploits all over the suburbs these past few years has seen the slow spread of the term in the nomenclature of Brisbane's youth.

What exactly the term means remains unclear, and in fact, its very likely it means absolutely nothing at all.

The conclusion here is that the word was most likely coined by Hippy while he was Chewbaccin' (completely fucked, only able to mutter and grunt incoherent and vaguely Wookie-ish sounds). It seems he fluked the word 'schlank', and upon someone else having to recount the previous night's events, he decided he enjoyed the word and began using it to randomly replace other words in sentences.

Its most recognized form is an adverb in sentences organizing or describing being fucked up.

"Oi what up mad dog you wanna get on the schlank tonight or wat?"

"Those pills any good cunt?"
...
diapilated eyes, idiot grin "Fuck yeah bro I'm schlanked"

While cruising down the Valley on the back of a street sweeping machine after getting kicked out of the Mustang: "HAHAHA SCHLANKITY SCHLANK!"

by fulljackbarry August 27, 2010

Schlanker

A girl that's not a ten

I got with the is girl, she was a schlanker ...
She's hot, but her friends a schlank.

by Hugodaboss August 21, 2017