Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.
Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
by Barndar October 20, 2016
Get the Amy Schumer mug.A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.
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When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.
My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.
by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019
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Get the Amy Schumer’d mug.The term that was coined by BlackLightJack in his video on Santa Inc. is when in a "adults" shows in the attempt to make the views laugh, scared and/or to make the show look more "mature" and "edgy" they added out of context scene that had the character said some slurs, out of nowhere jumpscare, out of place sexual or rape scene or blood everywhere.
Me: "Don't tell me there is some out of context sexual scene in the way to make the viewers laugh?"
"Yep this show has Amy Schumer Syndrome."
"Yep this show has Amy Schumer Syndrome."
by CherubPrime January 13, 2022
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Get the Schmuck Schumer mug.A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
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