Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

scheevy levy

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, and she hums along to the video game music of the game that the man is playing while receiving oral sex.

Dude, Mike totally got the scheevy levy last night while playing Mega Man!

by Miketendo March 31, 2008

Shreevey Beave

a chemistry teacher at PBCC, who is not great, but in fact simply better than dr. kreiger

Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave

by jacob October 27, 2004

shkeeve

to have rough unprotected sex on a subway car

To people shkeeved on there way home from work

by shimarx13 March 31, 2008

Schweeley

tipsy, buzzed, feelin'g good, all due to alcohol

I probably shouldn't drive home, I'm a little schweeley.

by Kelli Jo May 22, 2006

Schkeevatz

Dirty person. Seedy. Slutty. Low-class. Trashy. Filthy. Whorish. Skank.

She's a tramp, a schkeevatz; low class.

by Turkey Trot November 7, 2010

Shkeevy

Mischievous, sus, no good

yo connie we shouldnt go to that gas station to get drinks, theyre shkeevy af about id's

by chocolatebarklovr July 2, 2022