twitter schizophrenia

A new as yet undiagnosed mental health condition in which people look at their twitter trends and automatically assume that everything they see is the absolute g-d given truth

How to deal with your Twitter schizophrenia? Step 1) understand and learn the definition of infodemic. Step 2) understand that you may have a genetic predisposition to being negatively influenced by mass media step 3) do not ever call the shrink step 4 get off twitter, possibly for good.

by Sexydimma June 9, 2021

Schozophrenic

When someone believes that the entire discord server is after them and blocks anyone who says anything negative about them.

"Dude Schos blocked me cause I pinged him once."
"Yeah, I know, he's a total schozophrenic"

by yormama1337 February 3, 2021

schizophrenia

a serious mental illness. a valid point. however, it is becoming clear that some instances of schizophrenia can be explained as the perfectly natural response of a sensitive, open-minded, deep-thinking, intelligent human being to being surrounded by braindead idiots in a society that wants you to be a braindead idiot, and punishes you for thinking for yourself.

Doctor: So, Louise, we believe you're suffering from schizophrenia. Tell us more about these delusions. Tell us why you believe you shouldn't have to wake up early every day to go somewhere you don't want to go, just so you can do something you don't want to do and don't even care about when you actually get there.

Liam: Because this is the only life I get you fuckin stupid little cunt.

by lsd-25 May 30, 2013

Schizophrenia

Condition commonly mistaken for MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). Schizophrenia like the name suggests means a split, but not a split in personality. Schizophrenia is a split in perception that causes an individual to become detached, isolated and remote from reality and from the rest of society. A person experiencing schizophrenia might see things in a way that he can only understand. He might also experience hallucinations such as hearing voices and seeing things, paranoia, feelings and thoughts of persecution and feeling like he is in another world.

I'm borderline schizophrenic.

by Gary Destruction July 19, 2003

schizophrenic

A person with the mental disorder schizophrenia.

Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.

Megan Fox claims to suffer from schizophrenia.

None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.

by D. Faceofa-Smith March 26, 2010

Woman Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking

person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"

person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"

person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"

by GETBACKINTHEKITCHEN February 20, 2011

Paranoid Schizophrenia

Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
psychotic disorders...

Paranoid Schizophrenia

Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia

by blthrskt March 16, 2009