by christi May 11, 2004

Yo man, this party is bunk, I'm about to schism.
Baby, why you always schisming when I put the ball game on?
I'm about to tap that ass, cause I just heard that my man and his girl just schismed.
Baby, why you always schisming when I put the ball game on?
I'm about to tap that ass, cause I just heard that my man and his girl just schismed.
by A.Kennedy January 9, 2008

by The local dentist --TB-- February 3, 2019

1. Used to explain or refer to something as good or palatable, closely related to awesome or gnarly.
2. Can also be used in place of the word shit.
2. Can also be used in place of the word shit.
Example: " Dude, you just won the lottery! That's totally schism!"
Example #2: " Pass the weed, that's that schism!!"
Example #2: " Pass the weed, that's that schism!!"
by Colton V. Robinson, esquire March 10, 2007

"ism's and schism's, and everywhere there is war, War in the east, War in the west, everywhere there is war."-Bob Marley
by christi May 11, 2004

Used to discribe an over exuberant divide or moment within a conversation. Often used with an insult refering to gentitalia.
by iexus March 9, 2005

1. schism (n.)A period of time in which, if you eat, you feel as if you will puke.
2. schismed (v.)The feeling of simply not wanting to eat.
2. schismed (v.)The feeling of simply not wanting to eat.
by Erik Belsaas April 27, 2005
