schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.

"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland

by YATYAS April 30, 2011

schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018

schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004

schmegma

sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.

by antonio June 26, 2004

scheiman

One who is incredibly kind, often working for charitable causes. Scheimans are often very talented and physically impressive specimens.

Ghandi was a real Scheiman, we need more guys like him in this world

by Mark Twain April 21, 2007

schmegma

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

schmegma is fuckin nasty

by Khronic April 16, 2006

Schema

A person known for scheming or scamming other people. Schemas make use of nasty schemes to deceive investors into fraudulent investments.

They're also known for stealing away loved ones as a way to prove their commendable social skills.

Basically another word for 'Scammer'.

"Schemas are often seen laying out Ponzi schemes to scheme the naïve population."

"Poor Bill from next door just lost his

by The Anti-Schema Cult. September 17, 2018