SCB syndrome

SCB Syndrome, or Swiss Cheese Brain Syndrome, is the medical condition, caused by excessive intake of such a wide variety and extensive multitude of recreational drugs, whereby the victim's brain resembles Swiss Cheese.

The depth of the syndrom is generally measured by the diameter of the average sized hole or tunnel through the brain, and ranges from very small (just slightly large enough to fit a microdot within) to medium (just large enough to fit a large marijuana seed inside), to extreme (large enough to fit 1 or more trittles inside).

Wife: how could you forget our anniversary? it's on the same day as easter AND your birthday, for fuck's sake!

Husband: you know i have SCB syndrome... i forget these things. that reminds me... i have an appointment with Dr. Kocanweed

by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007

SCB

sweaty cheese balls (sweaty dick)

damn this SCB sure is good on my crackers

by Jenna August 13, 2003

SCB

Super Crazy Bitch

My ex is an SCB

by supercrazybicche August 26, 2011

SCB of a W

Stupid Cunt Bitch of a Whore.

-Have you seen that SCB of a W anywhere?
-No, she's probably off sleeping with your best friend.

by rebecvok April 15, 2009

SCB

Stone Cold Bitch
Stay on her good side, because she has no issues with fucking up your entire life if you cross her. She has a heart of stone to all but her sacred few.

Don't fuck with her because you will find out she's a SCB.

by Eques deVentus Occasus May 15, 2024

SCB

Spontaneous cat boners

There's a difference between Shane Dawson SCB and normal person SCB. It's like, if you get turned on from thinking about a cat, that's bestiality. But if a cat steps on your dick in the middle of the night, what're you gonna do?

by kiwikweeen May 22, 2021

SCB

spontaneous cat boners

There's a difference between Shane Dawson SCB and normal person SCB. It's like, if you get turned on from thinking about a cat, that's bestiality. But if a cat jumps on your dick in the middle of the night, what're you gonna do?

by kiwikweeen May 22, 2021