scaramucci

A 10-day space of time.

"Do you have 3 weeks of vacation time with your new job?"
"No, I just have a scaramucci."

by probikeandcook July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

(Noun) A period of time lasting 239 hours.

He was fired after a single Scaramucci.

by TotallyVindicated August 1, 2017

Scaramucci

To start a job and use your first paycheck for a cocaine bender which results in a public rant against your boss only to lose said job within the 30-day trial period

Tony pulled a scaramucci last weekend and his boss said, "You're fired."

by Ricey Potato July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.

I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.

What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.

by Dharma Midget August 13, 2017

Scaramucci

A time period of 11 days.

Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who served as White House Director of Communications from July 21 to July 31, 2017.

Scaramucci confirmed this 11-day time period in a tweet on October 22, 2020, stating, "Tomorrow starts the last Scaramucci (11 days) of the race."

It's October 23 and we're one Scaramucci away from election day on November 3.

by LVBOA October 23, 2020

Scaramucci

The act of orally pleasuring yourself while denying it and accusing others of doing same.

Wow, that guy is just sitting at home giving himself a Scaramucci. How sad.

by Jake Crystal July 28, 2017

Scaramucci'd

To be so entirely stoked about something new and f it up entirely within a matter of 10 days.

Man, I was after Becky for years and she finally agreed to date me. Sucks that I Scaramucci'd so hard when I drunkenly shat on her bedroom floor one night. Needless to say she dumped me.

by Unicornviagra August 4, 2017