Scampi 

ZapR's Mother.

I put scampi in a taco, but it's ZapR's mother.

Scampi by sneakyman April 11, 2023

Scampi

An insult that has the same meaning as “idiot” or “stupid”. Scampi-face is also commonly used, meaning the same thing.

Damien is such a scampi!

Scampi by hatelards October 31, 2025

scampi ramps

Female genitalia, especially if in need of a wash.

You should have copped a nose full of her scampi ramps

scampi ramps by DanCe December 9, 2008

Scampi Tail 

A description of drunken, sleazy college girls, especially on a Pub Night who are easy to pick up and ready to engage in anonymous sex.

The term combines the idea of a scamp (a term used for misbehaving youngster) and the well known synonym for women; Tail. (as in: let's go to town and pick up some tail.)

Lot's of Scampi Tail in here tonight - should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Scampi Tail by cosmicblue December 9, 2009

Scampi Fries 

Cheifly British: the fishy odour associated with unwashed genitalia, usually female, although the male member is arguably a closer match to the whiff of a popular packet snack sold in the UK.

Marketers became aware of this lewd association amongst teenagers and produced a viral video depicting a young man inviting his friends to sniff his fingers as 'proof' that he had been intimate with a girl at a party (although the viewer sees that he has simply been tucking into a packet of Scampi Fries). Mmmm, fish.

I reckon licking the fat one out'd be like snogging a sasquatch with a penchant for Scampi Fries.

Scampi Fries by Ozwald Spatchcock February 5, 2009

scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

scampi pants by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015

scampi minge 

Scampi Minge is an extremely pungent smelling gash, axe wound, minge, foo foo, vajayjay, snatch etc...

Apologies there's no way I can go down on you tonight you have a serious case of scampi minge

scampi minge by Ginger creepy Tash July 25, 2023