A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.
slamnesia:
Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.
Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.
by psychobabble July 30, 2008
Get the slamnesia mug.When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.
Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.
Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.
"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)
"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."
"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)
"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."
"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"
by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009
Get the Shamnesia mug.The amnesia that occurs when someone responds to your Snapchat, and you have no recollection of what you sent.
Friend1 sends Friend2 a snap.
30 seconds later Friend2 replies "Looks good".
Friend1 cannot remember what they sent and responds "I forgot what I sent".
Friend2 reminds Friend1 what the snap was about.
Friend1 sends to Friend2 "That was a serious case of snapnesia."
30 seconds later Friend2 replies "Looks good".
Friend1 cannot remember what they sent and responds "I forgot what I sent".
Friend2 reminds Friend1 what the snap was about.
Friend1 sends to Friend2 "That was a serious case of snapnesia."
by Sh4von October 13, 2018
Get the Snapnesia mug.n: Loss of a large block of interrelated memories; complete or partial loss of memory caused by drinking too much the night before.
Sometimes but not all, slamnesia is faked to avoid coming to terms with an embarassing action whilst previously intoxicated.
Sometimes but not all, slamnesia is faked to avoid coming to terms with an embarassing action whilst previously intoxicated.
Susie was being a total slut last night but she claimed she had slamnesia so she could act like it didn't happen.
by shawtyz dalyte May 25, 2007
Get the Slamnesia mug.One of the terrible side effect of Steam sales game binges, a mental disease that makes you forget all about games you had in your Steam library.
"Hmm what should I play today?"
*checks Steam game library*
"WTF?! What's <name_of_a_game> doing here? I can't even remember buying it, I must have steamnesia."
*checks Steam game library*
"WTF?! What's <name_of_a_game> doing here? I can't even remember buying it, I must have steamnesia."
by Tohwaku June 12, 2013
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Created by the students of Bishop's Hatfield Girls' School and Sir Freds.
Jelle, TH sqaured, Ema Rianne, Charlotte, Bryony.
Created by the students of Bishop's Hatfield Girls' School and Sir Freds.
Jelle, TH sqaured, Ema Rianne, Charlotte, Bryony.
by emmaalikesteaa February 26, 2011
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