scalavino

3. a sexual act involving a paintbrush and a Tight end.

Andy: Did you hear about Erik?
Fred: What?
Andy: Instead of selling his art, he was in his PFW cubicle having a Scalavino

by FAPED January 8, 2009

scalavino

2. A bad artist. Someone lacking in formal artistic training

Dan: Thats some awful art over there.

Andy: $10000, that must be a Scalavino or something.

by FAPED January 8, 2009

szalation 1:14

lyrics from the unreleased remix of love galore, which are also a daily affirmation for sexy ass bad bitches.

"...I be looking good, I've been feeling nice
Working on my aura, cleaning up
Working overtime, you be getting boring so
skrt, skrt..."

"Have you prayed today?"
"Yes I recited szalation 1:14"

by gtfodude July 10, 2021

scanlation

An unauthorized copy of a Japanese manga to be found on the internet. Name comes as the images from the manga are scanned on to the computer and its words translated into English, giving the final, most readable copy for viewership (in comparison to a raw, which is the original scan of the manga). Is useful for several things, mostly giving readers access to manga that they can't find or they want to see the next chapter of, or just giving free and complete access to a manga.

Person1: Gahhhhh, that new chapter of Bleach won't be in America for months, but it is already in Japan.
Person2: Just find a scanlation online, those appear regularly.
Person1: Really??? MUST. READ. NOW.

by SleeplessMotive November 25, 2011

shalati

Someone who is very joyful and makes everyone around them laugh

She is such a shalati

by Pauline Marie September 16, 2021

scalatish

from Hebrew scall(probably a painful skin inflamation characterized by hard itchy scales): ridiculously annoying.

Ok, that's THREE times Facespace has rejected my password -- fuckin scalatish POS!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2011

scabatizer

The hard nugget-like food delicacy formed at the very tip of its bottle, can or container usually after its first use and then after each use until such product is consumed. Prized for it's rarity and hardness. Scabatizers are reported to be culinary favorites of Howard Stern, Dimple Dang, Patricia Hearst, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Christiana Amanpour, Kim Jong-il and Bree Walker.

A "scabatizer" from a mustard or ketchup bottle is the best. If they're perfectly ripened, you get a bonus with the hard little nugget - you get this fabulous pool of oil bathing your treat in the essence of whatever you are savoring. Yuuuum. You can suck on a scabatizer for a good hour.

by JimTimH. August 28, 2010