Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.
by Detranova July 29, 2003
by nerdy_schoolkid September 13, 2012
Suicide Assessment Test- this tests your ability to not commit suicide before taking a really hard test.
by divide October 21, 2005
College student: What's wrong?
High school student: SATs are getting on my nerves, it's impossible to study for it and it's tomorrow!
College student: I'm glad that this crap is over!
High school student: SATs are getting on my nerves, it's impossible to study for it and it's tomorrow!
College student: I'm glad that this crap is over!
by NHRHS2010 August 14, 2011
SATs were invented in 1402 by a very evil king who had no friends, no girlfriend, and smelt of wee. He looked out of his window one day and saw all the teens of merry olde England having a laugh and he instantly invented SATs as a way to ensure we all shared in his misery. He was a bad bad man.
by PaYPaY May 07, 2006
a test that was created to judge your ability to answer questions that will never affect your life in the 75 years you will be here, used to help determine your ability to perform well in college
Clyde: Did you take the new SAT yet
Me: Yes I can't believe i paid to sit for 3 hours and have a backache
Me: Yes I can't believe i paid to sit for 3 hours and have a backache
by Diablo45 November 02, 2006