snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

snatch patch

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

by Don't Be A Snatch Patch February 8, 2004

Snatch Patch

A derogatory term for all-female college Sweet Briar College, located near Lynchburg, Virginia. Sometimes used as an insult directed towards specific Sweet Briar students, but frequently used as a general statement toward the entire institution.

"Hey man, have you gone to the Snatch Patch recently?"

by Anon.2007 December 14, 2008

snatch patch

a female who acts like a bitch for no reason other than to make people miserable.

Peggy Sue left me waiting for my lunch so she could make a phone call; what a snatch patch!

by devonshire69 November 6, 2008

snatch patch

for a ladie who has a wee wee stain in her underwear!
or could be a period stain!

i went donw on her and the was a snatch patch in her knickers!

by silvermanz January 1, 2007

Snatch patch

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016