Assburgers

1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.

2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.

Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.

Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.

Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).

by violated cucumber January 7, 2010

Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

by Vyhaka April 7, 2009

assburger

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.

by mochajoe June 6, 2005

smashburger

The best, most delicious, most fresh, customizable burger restaurant on the planet. Better than Five Guys and In-N-Out. A place where delectable burgers and crispy fries are friends with real ice cream shakes. Burger heaven.

Smashburger

by texasteabandit March 10, 2014

Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

Assburgers

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".

I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.

by whatawonderfulduwang May 26, 2019

Susburger Sandwich

Noun: a highly mature way of accusing someone of suspicious behaviour.

I know what you did you susburger sandwich so fess up.

Look at that (human), what a susburger sandwich?!

by User unfriendly June 21, 2021