Sark

Inbred island with about 10 family's on that are all blood related. They have all been fucking each other since the 1600's. Most people have never stepped foot off the island as they are all so retarded they could never get a real job and most likely try to receive benefits. The island is situated next to Guernsey that is just the shitter version of jersey.

Person 1: 'Sark is so beautiful... now I'm going to fuck my third cousin'

by xx_hotmammacreampie_xx July 23, 2023

Sark

A slang word originating in the Netherlands, meaning to severely cripple and/or delay

Having kids sarked my finances to no end.

by GenevanRus April 4, 2024

Sark Monkay

A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.

Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"

by Ddogthies May 3, 2018

Sark Attack

An improved variant of "Icing" that involves a shot of everyone's favorite whiskey, Cutty Sark, rather than Smirnoff Ice. Detailed rules can be found at www.sark-attack.com.

Guess what bro, you've just been Sark Attacked, bottoms up!!!

by Wookie Huntr February 27, 2013

Mr Sark

Mr Sark is a phenomenal YouTuber who posts brilliantly crafted videos that are funny , and entertaining , with excellent editing added to the mix. He is Most known for his Serpentine which is a stylish form of evasive maneuvers in the way of the Serpent. He is also known for Blair Witching which is act deprived from the movie "The Blair Witch Project" where one stands eerily and creepily in the corner . He is best known for his CS:GO , Elite Sniper III , Verdun , and G-Mod (Prophunt , Deathrun , Hide n Seek , and Murder) videos. He has over 1Million subscribers to his YouTube channel (Mr Sark) and is continuing to Grow .

Kyle: Hey Jimmy! can you name a Youtuber better than VanossGaming , PewDiePie , Markiplier , and Smosh COMBINED ?

Jimmy: he he that's a Simple one Kyle .

Kyle: So then what's the answer?

Jimmy: Mr Sark of course !

by Darkspike75 June 24, 2016

pull a Sark

To repeatedly flake after being asked to hang out

Hey man it’s my birthday next week. It would mean a lot if you can make it.

Sorry man, I’m gonna have to pull a Sark. I have to study for my quiz.

by EscapeTheBubble October 31, 2020

cutty sark

The action of breaking wind while tea bagging your partner. Defined from the tea clipper sail ships

Tea bagging your partner after a curry... 'How's that for a Cutty Sark?!'

by Far0ut February 25, 2014