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Sarcastian

One who has mastered the arts and letters of sarcastic speech. No, really...
Andrew the Emo Cat: AmAzing! This Oregon weather has got me jumping_up_and_down.

Neo: You must think you're awesome. Freaking sarcastians....
by bobross April 27, 2011
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Sarcastica

Font used in internet conversation to denote sarcasm.

Most browsers, IM clients and email applications do not have sarcastica installed thereby leading to ambiguity and confusion in text based conversations.

Sarcastica was invented to prevent these situations by the Minister of Practicality in 2010 and has yet to find mainstream adoption. Despite it's practicality and usefulness universal adoption was deemed to be 'a whole thing'.
Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frodo: Heading off to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power and save the world from the Dark Lord's wrath. Wanna come?
Sam: WTF? You serious?
Frodo: nah, kidding. My sarcastica font isn't working again.
by exalen November 27, 2010
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Sarcastic-Bitch

A sarcastic bitch is anyone who uses extreme sarcasm in a bitchy manor. A sarcastic bitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel dirty afterward and it will be sure to belittle you to the point of possible self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.
"Hey you look cold."
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim

"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch

"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim
by shahab s. February 15, 2009
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sarcastic sounds

a childless dilf who also makes songs or something
p1: “hey man, do you know sarcastic sounds?”
p2: “is he that bitch that won’t get off of my tiktok fyp?”
p1: yup. gotta love him.
by ratturtleneck July 4, 2021
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Sarcastatistics

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
by InoxFY August 7, 2010
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sarcastabitch

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.
Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.
by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008
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Half Sarcastic

When one makes a sarcastic statement, but really is partially truthful as well. The amounts of sarcasm and truthfulness may vary upon the situation.
Caleb tells Ashley he won't creep on her twitter, but in actuality he is being half sarcastic and will.
by C_Reed May 26, 2014
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