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Schrodinger's sarcasm

When someone says something and based on the reaction of others will claim their previous statement to be sarcastic.
Phill: i think your an idiot

Rob: didn't you fail your GCSEs
Phill: jesus i was being sarcastic
Rob: i think this is a bit of schrodinger's sarcasm
by Scat_lord May 29, 2020
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Sarcasm

Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
I speak English and sarcasm.
by FlamingElf October 26, 2011
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sarcasm

A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.
Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."
by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004
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Sarcasm hand

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*
Better watch out, Osama Bin Laden will get you!*raises sarcasm hand*
by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013
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sarcasm

Mom: how was school today, son?
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom.
by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004
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Sarcasm Mark

A symbol, or something else of the sort, used to indicate sarcasm online. These include, but aren't limited to "quotation marks" , putting /s at the end of the sentence or using either (!) or (?) at the end of the sentence.
I "can't wait" to go to school!
Facebook is so secure! /s
I love having to add sarcasm mark to this section(!)
by No1InternetUser August 23, 2018
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sarcasm

Your body's natural defense against stupid.
You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."

See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.
by Big Jew February 24, 2007
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