sandwich

sand-witch

A sandwich is two slices of any kind of bread with any number of condiments in the middle. An example of such condiments would be:
Ham
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Butter
Bacon
Beef
Pork
Chicken
anything fucking edible.

NOTE: For a sandwich to be a sandwich, it MUST have two slices of bread, it cannot be condiments on top of 1 slice of bread, it HAS to be two, anything less than two is not a fucking sandwich. I'm so FUCKING TIRED of DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS that think that any kind of condiment on one slice of bread is a sandwich, it's so fucking dumb I'm actually almost at my wits end with it i cannot bear the pain i have to go through everyday thinking about these FUCKING UNEDUCATED MONKEYS eating their food like this, and then even go one step further and call it a FUCKING SANDWICH. IT IS NOT A SANDWICH. IT IS BREAD WITH RANDOM SHIT ON TOP OF IT. If you do this, you are actually a fucking failure to society and will never succeed in life. If you don't know how to identify a sandwich, there is no hope for you. Your entire fucking family tree probably has the collective IQ of fucking 36 and i sincerely hope you don't have children because i DO NOT want to grow up in a world where there are kids thinking that a slice of bread with random condiments on top of it is a sandwich. Please kill yourself you worthless pieces of shit.

random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: guys i made a sandwich!!!
guy with common sense: cool what's in it?
random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: well i just toasted a singular piece of bread and put some cheese on it its pretty good actually its kinda soggy tho
guy with common sense: jesus fucking christ you monkey brain idiot thats not a fucking sandwich thats a slice of bread with condiment on it what is wrong with you?? did you go to school??? do i need to buy you one of those fucking children books about food that teach 4 year olds the most basic objects and foods?? what the fuck is wrong with you

by poopybutt69420 December 10, 2022

sandwich

Another term for marijuana, in reference to the tv show "How I Met Your Mother"

Me: put out your sandwich, the Dean's coming.

You: Dude, this sandwich is too big for me.

by lilie_69 March 17, 2012

sandwich

what you tell your woman to make for you if you dont wanna take her shit.

Jen: john, go walk my chihuahua. here's the poopie bag. it might be a little runny because he accidentally ate some of your pizza yesterday. HEY! are you listening to me??

John: *pimp slap* BITCH, go make me a sandwich!

by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010

Sandwich

Two slices of bread with awesome in-between. Butter optional. Cheese, not optional

Sandwich Bread tastes exponentially better with Bacon in between.

by M4chin3 October 31, 2011

Sandwich

Sexual intercourse
(In general, though commonly referring to a threesome)

1: How do you like your sandwiches? While standing...sitting?
2: I prefer to have my sandwiches in bed, or in public. Depends on my mood.

by LB Theatre December 15, 2008

Sandwich

Favorite of The Great Bains. One side rye, one side white, corned beef in the middle. Oh yeah!

Bains, laying exhausted in his bed says, "Man, what a sweet sandwich!"

by die_tasse March 18, 2005

Sandwich

A food commonly used by men to oppress women.

This is a copy of a previous post but it is capitalized and has a period at the end in case anybody wanted a mug or t-shirt and wanted it to look better or is OCD. Sandwich.

by Autistic Gay Retard January 24, 2017