landshark

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

I landsharked your mom.

by tilded April 17, 2003

sandshrew

To place copious quantities of sand in a woman's ass

Ashley got pissed off when I sandshrewed her at the beach

Daniel wish he hadn't sandshrewed Aly before he fucked her ass at the beach. Daniel's dick was raw for a week.

by California Fuck May 21, 2008

landshark

noun - someone who bites on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner.

verb - the act of getting your dick bitten during a blow job.

n. I know from experience that Rebecca is a landshark, she's always biting on people's dicks.

v. My dick hurts so much, some beezy landsharked me last night.

by The_Big_Dog April 8, 2009

landshark

Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.

"She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark"

by sasha December 13, 2003

sand shark

a white chick who's into arab men.

by El Dolaro May 15, 2003

sunshark

When a woman is standing with her legs slightly apart and wearing a sundress and no panties and standing in front of a bright light source (preferrably the sun) and the shadow of her clit is viewable resembling the dorsal fin of a shark

Check out the sunshark on that chick in the yellow

by trickster August 28, 2003

ground ball landshark

The art of efficiently scooping ground balls in the game of Lacrosse. Can also be shortened to GBL for quick reference.

"Kazmo is such a ground ball landshark look at him scoop those balls!"

by Chupasquanchmo May 12, 2016