sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

sand in your vagina

A person who is overreacting for no apparent reason. One who is acting fussy, or moody. Similar to that of a weenus or other soft spined creatures, having no hard exoskeleton.

Example 1

Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.

Example 2

Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.

by Tipster Associate August 14, 2014

Sand in der Vagina

See Sand in the Vagina
a girl or boy who's pretty bitching around and feeling uncomfortable.

Me: "Hey Kate, wanna go out tonight?"
Kate: "Ohhhh, no, no...I'm freezing and I'm so exhausted from work and it's cold outside."
Me: "So you simply got Sand in der Vagina, eh?"

by Moritz Sand in der Vagina September 26, 2007

sand in your vagina

a condition causing bad moods, usually experienced by females but also can affect some males. Can only be fixed by a douche!

You're in a bad mood today, have you got sand in your vagina?

by rubberbudgie October 8, 2003

sand in your vagina

When someone is bein impossible. Comin at you bitching over any and everything

All I said was "look hun,we got 4 grand a month goin out in credit card bills, unless yo ass plannin on gettin a job maybe you should chill on the........

(Her) nigga who the fuck is you talkin to like that. Last time I checked YO ass was paying 19.99 a month for your "milfs with jugs" subscription

Me - what a bitch, you obviously have sand in your vagina , don't worry, it should clear up in 2 or 3 days

by hookdaddy January 13, 2016

sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated

Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Sand in your vagina

When someone experiences a lot of discharge from a genital infection.

You’re so itchy because you have sand in your vagina.

by Chappybloodlad February 23, 2022