sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 24, 2004

sammy sosa

he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit

like I said who gives a shit

by ben January 7, 2004

sammy sosa

when someone won't be smart, ever.

john's such a sammy sosa sometimes, like, i remember once when he was trying to kiss my dad and my dad was all "i'm not having that" and he's all "but dude, i like dudes" and then tony comes outr of nowhere and he's all brodical and i'm like "whoa man"

by joey platinum March 13, 2003

sammy sosa

sum one who be bling blingin and lowley haters need to diss cause they aint eva gonna get into the mlb. cause they white.

man you need to lay off of sammy sosa, he still kicks so much ass.

by the white whino December 1, 2003

sammy sosa

One who plays for the Cubs there for will never win or get to world series and also sucks more than ever could be imagined.

Did you see the White Sox kick their little Sammy Sosa Butts!

by Julie B October 23, 2003

Sammy Sosa

To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.

That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.

by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

Sammy Sosa

What? Corky landed on the bench? Oh wait, sorry, splitting DH time because 'he's tired.' Oh, and that pitiful 2-40something june. Lets not forget the Orioles current freefall in the AL East to the Yankoffs and BoSux.

Sosa still sucks, though he's your problem now O's fans. Sorry guys.

by Plinkton Cyclopes July 26, 2005