samsonite

When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.

Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.

by yungn8r June 8, 2008

samsonite

Someone with baggage, either emotional or physical.

Joe: She's hot.
Pete: She's also a Samsonite.
Joe: Kids?
Pete: Two.
{pause}
Joe: She's a MILF.

by CarmCarm January 8, 2007

Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.

Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized

by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007

Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.

"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."

by Hebbard March 22, 2004

Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"

"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.

by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012

Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.

did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.

by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009

uncle sampsonite

This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.

"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"

by PapaLewy January 27, 2017