"carl, you are such a ham and cheese samich"
dean:"dude i dont want to hangout with the guys tonight, i want to stay home with my girlfriend"
me:"wow, you are such a samich"
dean:"dude i dont want to hangout with the guys tonight, i want to stay home with my girlfriend"
me:"wow, you are such a samich"
by the wasian sensation March 17, 2004

by Neycha June 11, 2006

We could bring some samiches.
by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Motherfucka, you aae my motherfuckin samich!!
by Chez chizzil mynizzil April 24, 2003

by Tony Mack August 10, 2005

(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 17, 2007

by Steel City Samiches January 11, 2013
