hit puberty when he was in the womb, works out every day, stupider than a five year old on crack, has soooo many std's he cannot even count them.
Sam is on steroids
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Get the sam mug.sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.
whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"
by whitedog November 22, 2006
Get the sam mug.short for Standard Asian Measurement. Offically 4'11, 95 lbs. A way to measure anything using a standard asian person as your guide.
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Get the sam mug.a cute little guy who always changes his mind and can nvr like the same girl for more than a month
hes sweet
and he can always make me smile
hes sweet
and he can always make me smile
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