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Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.
Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.
by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019
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grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon
by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010
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rubbing salmon

The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.
Today on discord, I noticed rubbing salmon in the background of a Mr. Robot meme.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 8, 2021
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Salman Khan Fans

Salman Khan Fans are devotees of Salman Khan
Where do we find Salman Khan Fans?
A - All over the world
Where do we find SRK Fans?
A - At rikshaw stand
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Salmonellafitzgerald

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.
"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"
by Jsuper John November 8, 2011
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salmaa

Absolutely beautiful in every way . She's an amazing friend, fun to be around and tells the truth in a way that is always considering the next persons feelings. she often doubts herself even though she is gorgeous inside and out.
Salmaa is amazing
by lelouch lamperouge May 30, 2015
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salmon breath

noun: An unpleasant and often embarrassing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. Salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.
Guy 1: Dude, can you smell that guy's salmon breath?
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
by pens nizzle July 14, 2007
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