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Salisbury 

Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
John Glenn “Guess what Salisbury is the best town to live in”
Novichok “I guess my plan didn’t work
Salisbury by AnonymousNovix October 27, 2019

Salisbury 

A suburb of Adelaide. Considered absolutely terrible by people outside of it, but it really isn't as bad as they make it out to be. Look at it this way, we're better than Elizabeth!
"Haha, those fuckers must come from Salisbury!"
"Dude, Salisbury's too good for them."
"Oh, yeah. I was thinking of Elizabeth."
Salisbury by Stealthy (Hayden) April 28, 2012

Salisbury 

City on the located on the outskirts of nowhere. Imagine Hell now add lots of clay and a state transportation museum and you have it. North Carolina's best football team can be located on its outskirts in Mt. Ulla.
Person: "I'm From Salisbury."
Man Next to Him: "I feel for you."
Salisbury by The True Odin March 5, 2009

Salisbury 

A small village located in New Brunswick, Canada. This township is known for a high number of extraordinarily tough men, able to withstand extreme weather and perform feats of great strength.
Wow, that dude is so tough he must be from Salisbury!
Salisbury by J.M. Armstrong June 13, 2008

Salisbury 

loser, lowlife, reject, who lives with his mom.
Jim is such a salisbury he that he burried himself alive and said thats it i give up
Salisbury by ikan dour mam June 4, 2009

Salisbury 

To be Salisbury is be be "good" . Like the steak, it's good.

" Hey man , how does this look?," it's Salisbury, like the steak...."
" Hey man , how does this look?," it's Salisbury, like the steak...."
Salisbury by Captain Craig August 10, 2013