vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011

touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007

Mitsubishi salesman

1)A person who sells Mitsubishi vehicles.
2)A derogatory term for a person with an indecipherable oriental accent. Originating from one being confused as to what their intended meaning (Is he teaching me something, or trying to sell me a Mitsubishi?). Coined by students in the University of Akron's Mechanical Engineering department.

Don't take that professor, he's a total Mitsubishi salesman.

by Benzin October 30, 2008

Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.

The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...

by Noodlez667 November 1, 2016

Salesman

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

by Zorro January 25, 2005

musical salesman

when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...

hey im a musical salesman...GO TO THESE WEBSITESZZZ n00b HCX PunkX fo LIFE broZ sxe.com nofx.xom convergecult.com offbeats.org hxcpunx.com casuslties.com bullshit.com ect....

by keago October 10, 2005

Salesman

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

by Spoodermon February 7, 2018