Salesmanned

When you get talked into getting something, usually overpriced, that you didnt want or need because of a clever salesman.

"Look at this stainless steel pencil sharpener I just got from the SharperImage?"
"Dude.. how much.."
"..Fourty."
"Oh God you got salesmanned!"

by Corey2008 January 2, 2009

salesian high school

Half the student body got kicked out already

Step kid : yo why u transfer

Salesian kid:I got kicked out for throw a snowball
Salesian high school

by Vaginia sizzzsss March 7, 2019

Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman

Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.

Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.

by Cincy Lovah October 20, 2011

Magic Bean Salesman

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.

Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?

by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009

Salesian High School

Welcome to Salesian where if you’re not Dominican or on the baseball team, you will receive a detention for having your shoes untied. 90% of the boys do not know what personal hygiene is. Salesian also has a grand total of 4 air conditioners for around 20 classrooms. Students mainly associate themselves with Preston baddies (no Maria treeshes).

Salesian student: yo I got a DT bruh
Salesian student 2: whyyyy
Salesian student: I forgot To tie my shoes.
Salesian student 2: Salesian high school is the best

by Stepboi123 October 3, 2019

Angry Salesman

The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.

Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.

by DoubleDot.com March 8, 2012

vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011