San Francisco Salad Shooter

The process of insering a phallic type vegetable (ie carrot, cucumber)into ones anus and then excreting the vegetable into your partners mouth.

Hey Mickey, your mom hasn't been getting her roughage so i gave her the San Francisco Salad Shooter last night.

by Big Steev September 12, 2006

Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.

My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Salad Shooter

A phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. Also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. Generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.

Dude: *heavy sigh*
Chick: "Salad shooter?"
Dude: "Ugh. Salad shooter."

by NutBoii November 29, 2011

Salad Shooter Time Machine

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Salad Shooter

Defined as: Noun: What your ass turns into after partaking in a fast food lunch. It is also another way of saying diarrhea. The end result is your ass spackling a toilet wall with shit. This term is coined after the famous hand operated kitchen utensil sold on TV in the 80's which "shot" salad from a small orifice.

Damn that supposedly healthy sandwich I just ate made me run to the bathroom for a salad shooter experience.

by E2thaP2thaMD October 23, 2008

Salad Shooter

A salad shooter is usually a vegan individual that consumes too little food prior to a night of heavy drinking, karaoke and or playing video games, specifically Dance Dance Revolution.

The "shooting" occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly - coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.

"Last night was turbo fun, until Emmanuel went all salad shooter in my car."

by claw_machine March 19, 2010

salad shooter

an incarcerated person primarily responsible for the tossing of the cell blocks salads

damn that salad shooter be having a long ass tongue

by h3l1x December 31, 2002