Sansational

To be impressive and very good at comedy and telling jokes/puns.

I went to the pub yesterday, and I met this sansational guy!

by Extrodinerysalous June 8, 2017

pain of salvation

A Prog-esque band which i highly recommend you check out.

Pain of Salvation's song 'Ending Theme' may be one of the greatest things i have ever heard

by Sir Jesus H Christ May 17, 2005

salvation armani

Well-picked items from Salvation Army, worn in a way that looks stylish.

"That's a cool hat, where'd you get that?"

"Salvation armani!"

by teh pope January 22, 2005

swaggatron

Original Definition: A man (or woman) who carries pure swag with them, no matter where they go. A swaggatron can be of any color, the only requirement is that the person in question has to be without a doubt the most swag person ever seen by the people around.

Girl 1: Have you met Andy Quan?
Girl 2: You mean that amazingly sexy beast?
Girl 1: He's a definite swaggatron.

by i<3quan October 3, 2010

Salvation Army

A church founded in the 1800's by William and Catherine Booth; started as "The Christian Mission." It was started because Booth was tired of his church turning away the homeless and the drunks off the streets. It has now spread around the world, and it has branched out into disaster relief, shelters, rehabilitation centers, thrift stores, and many other charitable works.

Kid 1: Hey, I'm going to church after school. Want to come?
Kid 2: Oh that boring one on 9th street?
Kid 1: No, the cool one. The Salvation Army.

by GabbaGabbaFrau February 1, 2009

Salvation Army

The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. Efforts include fighting hunger, working to end human trafficking/sex slavery, providing disaster relief, drilling wells to provide impoverished peoples with clean drinking water, locating missing persons, operating adult rehabilitation centers, operating homeless shelters, operating summer camps for underprivileged youths, providing prisoner rehabilitation and veterans affair services, providing assistance with rent/bills, providing basic needs like clothing and food, et. al.

Typically associated with the "Red Kettle Campaign" fundraiser performed every Christmas, where volunteers greet shoppers outside retail outlets by ringing bells, singing carols, or performing in a brass band.

I can't believe that tornado was only an hour ago and the Salvation Army already has hot food available.

The Salvation Army rescued my daughter from a Malaysian brothel.

I wish that Salvation Army bellringer would learn to play a trumpet!

by UU35 June 19, 2011

salvation army

A christian organization founded by General William Booth is the mid 1800's. They are actually aa denomination, known as "salvationists". They are spread accross the world, offering various public services including disaster relief, shelters for children, women, and the homeless. They also offer drug and alcohol rehab among various other services. They spread their religion in this process. I guess i just wanted to point out that it isn't just a thriftstore. You ignorant fucks.

ppl on urban dictionary are teh gay because they think that the salvation army is just a store.

by pleaseenjoy July 23, 2008