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SABIS

1) money laundering organization that sells crappy textbooks of historical figures to students at the schools they use as a front.

2) The Point System? WTF!!!

3) Stupid ass bitches in schools
Mike: lets go learn some stuff!
bob: we cant unless we use the point system because SABIS says so
by SuperfeetSies February 20, 2010
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SABIS

Global School Network that will take your money and use the “point system” from the 1860s to teach you nothing.

From grades 5-12 you shall have 1-2 exams a day and no social life.

In grades 10-12 you will have no real life and will become depressed and tired of studying for exams endlessly

SABIS students have 4 types of exams
AMS - 25% of your mark
Periodic - 50% of your mark
Homework - 25% of your mark
End of Term - basically your entire mark KEKW.
If you get into a SABIS school, good luck!
Oh and the teachers are horrible
John : hey what school u in?
SABIS student : sorry bro I can’t talk rn gotta study
John : oh sucks to be you!
by a skrrt skrrt October 13, 2019
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Sabis

Oh, you want to have a normal school life that has good education with a reasonable price? Well, too fucking bad welcome to sabis where the teachers hate their jobs and couldn’t care less about you, you want a taste of the food? Sorry man, but the school lunch tastes like the rotten corpses of the children in a pedophile’s basement (I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if some 10 year old gets food poisoning because of it) Now, you might think that the school might be clean right? You can go check those bathrooms that haven’t been washed for like 3 years straight, and of course they only accept people with the standards of Jeff Bezos, if ur asf like me, i REALLY REALLY dont recommend you to try to get in this hell house called Sabis. Honestly, i will be honest here the exams are so unbearable, we have like 5 tests in every single fucking week, everything we learn is so useless like just teach me how to pay my taxes, but instead we learn shit like the quadratic formula. Chances of a random student committing suicide because of this hell of a school are alot. So, good luck! Oh, and if ur a student there, please for the love of god stop talking about how many kills you get in Fortnite, or i might just jump off a cliff. Sorry for my shitty i can’t be bothered to fix it.
{Imagine this is some funny meme or something idk, woohoo sabis}
by Sffcate January 24, 2021
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Sabie

A twitch streamer who makes good content. She is very kind and swag and cool. This is her twitch -> twitch.tv/sabielive follow her or face the consequences.
Hey look it's Sabie! She's so cool!
by SabieLive March 31, 2021
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Sabi

I sabi pidgin well well !
by Bloke jnr February 28, 2019
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saby

The life of the party, everyone wants to be her friend. High key shy, low key an extrovert once you get to know her. She'll knock you the f*** out. Only if you make her mad. Or steal her food. Slight hoe.
Person 1: "Did you hear what Saby did the other day? She punched Rebecca in the face for stealing her mozzarella sticks at lunch and saying hi to her guy friend, Blake!"
Person 2: "That's such a Saby move."

Person 1: "True."
by lonelyteenager69 March 26, 2017
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Sabis

Sabis is sikimin bashi they are terrible at being a school and will fucking take ur money and leave u homeless for you just to be an uber driver at the end of ur life.
For example,
Him: where do u study?
Her: at sabis

Him: dur siktir ala burdan
by Gor indi gagan nagarajax November 7, 2019
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