S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

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S.O.B.

A wretched and disgusting person.(From Son Of A Bitch.Not pronounced as a word)

I Hate it when those S.O.B.s call me things like Flowery, Pussy whipped, and a racist halfwit(I am against descriminating Blacks, Jews, Asians, Hispanics, and other races due to the fact that racism is unaccaptable) because I am not any of those things and this is a dictionary anyway.

by Light Joker July 1, 2004

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S.O.B

Son of Boss. Used by the maintenance crew when the boss's son works as a temp for the maintenance crew.

"Hey guys wanna take some LSD this Satur.....

(S.O.B walks by)

Oh crap it's the S.O.B, gotta watch what you say around him!"

by Fealix September 8, 2013

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c.o.b.s.t.l.

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.

me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...

by sam from G7 July 15, 2008

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C.O.B.S.

Acronym for Crab On Booty Syndrome. This syndrome occurs most often in high school and college students who haven't slept or gotten what they want over an extended period of time. Symptoms include irritability, hunger, the inability to co-operate with others, pouting, whining, frowning (in this case we will refer to it as an upside down smile), and a general distaste for the other people who inhabit planet earth.

"Damn she looks constipated, she must have C.O.B.S."

or

"Jesus! What is his/her problem? Maybe they would be in a better mood if that crab let go of their ass!"

by brew haha April 23, 2007