Rutabaga Red

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green

Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.

by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Retrash

Repurposing trash to something of value, giving it a second life.

You can retrash old timber windows into picture frames or mirrors. repurpose upcycle reart

by Sasebass March 17, 2011

rural badger

a joyful person who sometimes gets a little overexcited

John was being a bit of a rural badger as he skipped around the playground and jumped upon his friends' backs.

by Pigeonface1708 February 13, 2023

retractable vagina

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.

DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!

by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009

rugrat exorcist

synonymous for child psychiatrist.

"You can only see your kid two days a week, one of which you have to take him to see this rugrat exorcist." -- Two and A Half Men

by Dr. Lubezki October 21, 2013

rural

Away from city, non-metropolitan areas where people live. Typically, agricultural, woodland, mountainous and natural settings.

Many members of FFA live in rural areas.

by ud1001 March 24, 2007

Retrasado

spanish translations for retard.

Aldo: Why do you keep smacking yourself in the face?

Stu: ¡¡I'm a retrasado!!

by Señor Española October 8, 2009