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heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls
Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!
by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011
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Rustin

pronounced: rah - steen
direct translation: straight path, honest, generous

The Iranian Hulk, his muscular definition is incredible and his bone structure is god-like. Which, only makes perfect sense because he is a god - that is, a god between the sheets. Ladies, watch out, because this incredible specimen of a man makes love so passionately it will leave you shaking in the end. But, no need to worry because he will support you and be loyal to you through thick-and-thin as he is a hard working and compassionate gentleman. If you get the chance to tie him down, he is certainly husbando material. ;) Keep him fed with plenty of neck kisses, challenging video games, and excellent music and he will never disappoint.

p.s. This man has an ass that won't quit... enjoy!
1. Girl1: Look at Rustin busting it down!
2. Girl2: I KNOW! I could just eat Rustin up like a freshly baked baguette..
by thotiana_queenofthots October 25, 2019
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rustic fuck

Sex in a cabin, outhouse, tent, or other outdoorsy setting.
He flipped the tail of her flannel shirt onto her back, undid the flap of her red longjohns and commenced their rustic fuck.
by Rustic Fuckers November 28, 2018
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rustiye

A sweetheart. Has a smile that can calm the angriest of frowns. If you know someone called Rustiye, they most likely are pure hearted, excitable and endearing. They are usually the heart of any group they’re in, uplifting those around them, sometimes to their own detriment.
“Can you invite Rustiye please? She’s always a blast to have around
by unreasonableadvice November 23, 2021
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the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth
jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.
by Cool-murda November 6, 2017
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rustic frog

when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits. as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like a fly on a lily pad.
i was having sex with my girl friend and she pulled a rustic frog as i was trying to cum on her tits.
by frogger money March 2, 2009
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Rustic Fuzz

The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.
That old bum has gross rustic fuzz.
by RFjord March 1, 2011
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