by AndTheCrowdGoesWild September 08, 2006
An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
by Lucy June 03, 2006
Guy 1: Hey did you hear that Katy Perry is now the wife of Russell Brand?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry!
Guy 1: Me too!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry!
Guy 1: Me too!!
by JustinBieberSux July 05, 2011
An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
by Lucy June 03, 2006
A phrase mainly used by slutty teen girls referring to how badly they wish they could make intercourse with the average looking, dismally dressed comedian/actor Russell Brand.
Saku: "How was anal with Graham last night?"
Danielle: "Yeah it was going ok until I shouted Russell Brand me in the bum"
Danielle: "Yeah it was going ok until I shouted Russell Brand me in the bum"
by consh4 September 14, 2011
When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.
This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023