ruford’s whores

hottest bitches on twitter that get cancelled at least once a day. really funny and have the best hit tweets

did you see ruford’s whores on the tl? yeah, they were so cool i wish i was them

by rufords December 15, 2020

Romford Handshake

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.

"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake

by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021

Rudford

A small village in Gloucestershire, UK. Famous for a conservatory that periodically fills with junk and mysteriously empties itself.

That Assyrian Empire seems to be up and down like the junk in a Rudford Conservatory.

by Tethys Wrenslayer January 15, 2022

Minge Muncher From Romford

This is somebody who munches minges who lives in Romford,
Bacsicly a male whore.

* ergh what a minge muncher from Romford *

by Stace69 June 1, 2006

Romford

The epicentre of the UK chav explosion.

"Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong?" - Duane Benzie, SPaced series 2

by OD Smith January 31, 2009

Rumpford and sons

The easiest way to Get your point across when you see a fat perfect ass in front of you. Something worth sitting back and taking in- a bunda as some would call it. You can rely on this term and use it in secrecy. Only the real ones know.

Look at her rumpford and sons! It is impeccable.

by Guke2022 August 19, 2022

Romford loo

Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin

Ill have a romford loo please sweetcheeks

by Hugofuckingaustin September 23, 2022