Rule 1

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.
by mboone April 09, 2010
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Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.
by Tim the Creator May 23, 2012
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RULE #1

remember RULE #1
Oh yea here
thanks
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Rule 1

Rule 1
Doctor: "RUN"
by TimeLord Science June 29, 2015
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Rule 1

Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.
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Rule -1

If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.
Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one...
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.
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Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.
Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!
by 1Icemonkey May 31, 2019
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