Registered sex offender

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.

News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015

The regis school

A school where the colour of your socks determines your success. Where teachers are only interested in their wages and not students safety. A place often mistaken for hell and where if “standards” are not met your a failure. Students often to scared to raise there hand in class in fear of embarrassment but never mind the teacher will pick on you instead. Also don’t forget if you don’t fit the trends of society your mocked at.

Teacher-“are they white socks”
Student-“yeah is that a problem”
Teacher-“don’t answer back and yes they are a distraction to your peers”
Student-“but you asked a question so I answered”
Teacher-“pack up your things and go to the study room”
Now that’s the regis school

by Theregisschool December 16, 2020

ruislip

A leafy suburb in Middlesex, best known for the mischevous soft porn novel, Tropic of Ruislip, detailing goings on that in my whole childhood in the place I never heard of so maybe it is pure fantasy though mind you there are some rum goings on in the parties thrown by Ruislip yoof. Mentioned in the Domesday book as the leafy abode of "pigges and varlets" and possessing a "ponde" which is still there next to the library. Also known for Ruislip Lido where the movie The Young Ones was made and Cliff Richard who starred in it sang a song with the blue water for backdrop same blue water I used to paddle in and build sandcastles on the shore of when I went there with my mum which we did by getting the 158 bus. There is also Ruslip woods good for rambling and courting but watch out for flashers! "In Ruislip Woods lurk perves, afoot and jagged wi' nerves" - Lord Byron, Rambles in the Brambles, 1868. In Ruislip High Street are several olde world shops including an olde tea shoppe though maybe these days it has been taken over by Starbucks. There is also a Clarkes shoe shop where I bought my first winkle pickers which mightily pissed off the teachers in my school. And so much, so much! Writing this makes me realise I was formed by Ruislip sometimes I even dream of going back there but then again I never will, not really. Still it's well worth a visit. For a full blast of it Betjemenesque power go to Ruislip Manor and wander through the suburban side roads till you get to the main part which was where the Normans had a castle or a keep or summat.

Ruislip. suburbs, pleasure, Lido, Cliff Richard

by Kate Bush October 4, 2006

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

ruisi

Ruisi, also called the Blood God and the Lord of Skulls, is the Chaos God of Blood, War and Murder. her domain covers the most basic and brutal of sentient emotions and actions, such as hate, anger, rage, war and killing. Every act of killing or murder in the material universe gives Ruisi power; the more senseless and destructive, the better.

If you do that one more time I will call upon Ruisi to knee you in the balls!

by Frostedinferno May 7, 2017

Ruggs

Typically a car wreck, but could also mean bad driving/ Hessi

Julie pulled a ruggs last week.

Sergio ruggs that deer in Oklahoma…

Dude I almost pulled a ruggs

by HaysonChorroburger June 12, 2022

Ruggsy

The unusual combination of both ruggedness and classiness.

Chuck Norris holding boxed wine.

Woman 1: "So what does this guy do?"
Woman 2: "Well, he's a lumberjack, but wears a pocket square in his plaid shirt."
Woman 1: "That's ruggsy."

by john3165 May 21, 2008