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Clitoral rubover

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

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Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.
by Ms. Base October 4, 2010
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Austrian Rubdown

The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.
John: Dude how far did you get?

Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!

John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
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robowalk

a robotic zombie like walking when under the influence of certain drugs. named after robotussin (DXM)
i was robotripping last night and my friends made fun of me doing the robowalk
by kyoshira December 31, 2004
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Rubover

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover (clitoral)
Rachel: Hey Andy, how come you're walking so funny?
Andy: I was making out with this girl last night for like four hours and she gave me a massive rubover dude.

Nick: Zack, why are you wearing gym shorts to work this morning?
Zack: I have a pretty severe rubover and can't have my jeans scraping on it all day.
by Mr. Base October 4, 2010
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rubaway

A man who claims heterosexuality, but is clearly only a back-rub away from sleeping with his gay friend.
Scott insisted he was straight, but after a few beers and a back-rub he totally let me hit that. He's a total rubaway.

Most fags secretly wish that their straight friends were rubaways.
by oryaknownot August 30, 2009
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Rubywax

When two moderately attractive females strip naked, and wax each other, taking an incriminating picture midway through
Jess and Gaby were feeling kinky, so they decided to undertake in a 'rubywax'
by Ladimba January 10, 2012
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Rubondese

A tribe of indigenous people living on the southeastern coast of Africa

Mostly forage for nuts and hunt local animals to sustain food supplies.
Johnson: Oh, yeah I visited the Rubondese area last year, a great vacation spot

Richard: Who are the Rubondese?

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by Throoda January 13, 2022
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