rubber ducky

a man with a really sqeaky voice....a/k/a mr. Pease see rubber ducky

One day i was sittin in class and had to listen to Rubber ducky talk the whole time.

by hehe me! December 23, 2004

rubber ducky

replace ''rubber ducky'' with name of your choice, and its a sex song

Rubber Ducky
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I'm awfully fond of you!

Rubber Ducky
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Rubber Ducky
Your my very best friend
Its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber Ducky
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber ducky your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of
Rubber ducky im awfully foooond
Of you!

Orlando Bloom*
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Orlando Bloom
I'm awfully fond of you!

Orlando Bloom
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Orlando Bloom
Your my very best friend
Its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of you

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of
Orlando Bloom im awfully foooond
Of you!

*Orlando Bloom replaced the name ''rubber ducky ''

by taylor cullen March 27, 2009

rubber ducky

When you lovingly slingshot a used condom at your woman like a rubber band and she gets out of the way just in time.

Can also be used to describe a close call situation.

Situation 1:
"She said she gave me the drip."
"Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?"
"Yeah, doctor said I was clean."
"Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky."

Situation 2:
"Dude, you almost hit that car!"
"Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."

by T Flow January 17, 2007

rubber ducky

when a guy and a girl squeeze in between the mattresses and get stuck with dick up the backdoor. it gives the girl a sensation of push.

Guy: come on get down.
Girl: wait (but the guy goes in), AWWWWW rubber duCKYYYY.

by Dick Mccock January 03, 2015

rubber ducky

when two are having sex, one shits under water and the poo floats to the top like a submerged rubber duck toy.

Me and sharron were so getting it on in the tub when i made a rubber ducky.

by matt donaghue June 04, 2008

rubber ducky

when you hump a chick with a rubber on,then pull out ,pull it off and slap her in the face with the rubber

Last night I gave thie whore the sickest rubber ducky.

by dirty few July 11, 2008

rubber ducky

when you blow up a condom like a balloon, place it in the toilet then shit on it. Then you place it next to your significant others face while they are sleeping.

I gave Mary a rubber ducky for christmas eve. She loved it so much she took a picture to share with her family.

by Alexis B. December 25, 2008