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Mouse on a trampoline

When ones ball sack is stretched out like a trampoline while bouncing the mouse aka penis up and down off the trampoline
Hey man have you ever seen a mouse on a trampoline
by Butterfly85 January 10, 2018
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Trampoline jump steal

When on a trampoline and one another person lands right after you, thus stealing the momentum of the jump and going higher while you go lower.
Dude, you just Trampoline jump stole me! What was that all about?!

Well, I can't Trampoline jump steal you if you would land in the right time.
by Devin J the Snipe October 3, 2011
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trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.
"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."
by trampolinespongecow August 29, 2021
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Cosby Kid Trampoline

Sealing a toilet bowl underneath the seat with a sheet of Saran Wrap, causing the defecator's shit to bounce back in.
Billy sabotaged the work shitter with a Cosby Kid Trampoline and I got shit all over my taint.
by Choadblower January 15, 2006
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tiajuana trampoline

Stretching out your scrotum and placing a Mexican jumping bean on it. The bean will bounce up and down off your scrotum like a trampoline.
I paid some homeless dude in Guadalajara 20 pesos to show me a Tiajuana Trampoline.
by Donnell April 11, 2007
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mexican trampoline

A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.
After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline
by TheHardLog September 4, 2017
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squirrel on a trampoline

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!
by Tea Baggs August 5, 2006
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