Nigel routine

Doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time everyday, such as watching last nights documentary/newsnight on BBC iplayer on lunch hours. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office (every day).

Dawn: "I'm bored of doing the same thing every day and being so predictable"
Neil: "You're stuck in a Nigel routine!"

Stephen: "I go out too much and spend too much money on dinner times!"
Neil: "Why don't you try a Nigel routine?"

by steste12345 April 26, 2010

No-no routine

The no-no routine is when you go from fucking a girl in the ass and then sticking it in her mouth.

Ryan did the no-no routine with Hillary last night after the pool party.

by Bgrd November 8, 2014

weber routine

When your cleaning lady is actually a prostitute. She never cleans anything and dirties your sheats every time she comes to your house. Also known as the Fager

I pulled the Weber Routine again yesterday. Why would I ever need a girlfriend?

by Pete's kid April 1, 2017

sex routine

Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.

Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."

Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"

Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Routine win

Term often used to describe the outcome of a game where the expected victor wins comfortably.

another routine win for chelsea, west brom bringing nothing to the table today

by Artsen September 5, 2010

Routney

An erection so huge and hard it causes all of the blood to rush out of your head and you pass out

Tyrone didn't come to work today because he had a routney. I hope he doesn't die as a result!

by L D S February 5, 2014